Because of that damn Malaysian project, I did not get to visit two relatives today. Thanks man. But what the hell, school's more important than almost anything else. And I have to go back to school this Saturday just to present the project. In front of Dr Pang, the director, sumore.
WA LAO EH, AH PANG!!!@! People need to collect green packets leh! No brain ah!!!!
ARRGH!!
Im joking. I wouldnt want myself to get kicked out of school, would I. And Im kidding about getting the green packets too. Who in the right mind would want to give money to someone who looks like he owns 7 children and whose size is bigger than his uncles and aunties.
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Talking about having children, I think I have the art and skills to take care of toddle tots.
WA LAO EH, AH PANG!!!@! People need to collect green packets leh! No brain ah!!!!
ARRGH!!
Im joking. I wouldnt want myself to get kicked out of school, would I. And Im kidding about getting the green packets too. Who in the right mind would want to give money to someone who looks like he owns 7 children and whose size is bigger than his uncles and aunties.
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Talking about having children, I think I have the art and skills to take care of toddle tots.
Paternal instinct in action.
My future wife will definitely appreciate my super satisfying breastfeeding skills for my newborn children. She will not have to wake up in the middle of the night to feed him. I, the husband shall be the thoughtful one and feed the hungry baby. How nice. And with the asswiping skills learnt from the hospital attachment, I can easily swipe my child's butt with just one of my pinkie fingers and microfibre towel. Chicken feet.
But then again, Im known for my quick temper. I can let out my anger easily on my child.
Thank god he's made of plastic.And from the looks of it, I think Im not going to have children. (-_-")
Im tired. Haiz..
