Fat fuck

Call me FF u want, I totally deserve it. These few days, Ive been eating like a cow, though Ive never seen how a cow eat before. There came to a point where I ate 7 meals a day. No joke! 1st meal was fried noodles, then went back to sleep. Woke up after that and I ate 2 slices of bread with strawberry jam and cheese. It was godly and so was the calories. After that, I hanged around for a while before eating rice with rendang and lauk kicap masak ayam yang teramat sedap. In the afternoon, I ate more rice and it went on 3 more times. The chili was a killer. I became a timebomb. Anytime, my ass could explode producing shit of mass destruction. I did this for a few days and the results were obvious. I became handsome and sexy overnight. My face started to produce more baby fats that i think is irrisistable to girls. My body was becoming like some famous Hollywood character, Professor Klump I think.If looking like a Hollywood character is not sexy, then i duno what would. My shirts became tight and nipples started to show. Im becoming Incredible Hulk. Sexyness! Yayness!

But then Xiaobao showed me reality of life. I wasnt sexy. I wasnt the god of chiobu attraction. I wasnt every girl's and guy's dream. I looked like a joke. Yo mama so fat kinda jokes.Ugh.

Thats what 7 meals a day could do to your cheeks.. and eyes..I was shocked by xiaobao discovery. I became angry cuz he showed ugly pictures that made me pee in my pants. I wanted to bash him up, but he was so ke ai.
How can u bash someone so innocent and cute right. But I still couldnt accept the fact that I was that damn hideous.

Then I started to have bitch fits. I was bitching about everything on the universe except for myself. Foam started to form around my lips. and u noe what, the foam tasted good.