Ill miss you all

Ive never had good relationships with doctors since day one of work except for a certain MO called Dr Kao during PRCP who promised me a game of dota, but till now nothing was done about it and we didnt see eaxh other ever since. Gone just like that. And I dun think I ever will have good nurse-doctor relationship. Hence, Ive never really laughed or joke with the MOs in my ward before. But then again, I dun have to joke for them to laugh at me. This cursed face and voice. Nonetheless I dunno why I have this certain chemistry with them that at the end of the day we could work together in harmony. They are no longer here and new MOs are replaced. Everything is ever changing and I cant take it. I wish I could still serve them. Hence a little tribute to them:



To Dr LP, I like ur fucked up attitude. The way you swagger when you walk along the ICU. You have the look that you think youre the most handsome looking species ever made on earth. You, like me, wear thick gel on the hair except that youre good looking. I still remembered the words you said.



LP: "You have scissors?"

Me: "No doc"

LP: "WHAT?! A nurse without a pair of scissors is a bad nurse"

Me: ":)"



Subsequently after that, I brought scissors to work without fail. And it did change my life. Things improved. Efficiency increased. I could cut anything without asking for help from outside. Cut the IV line, the name tag, cut the gauze for dressing, circumsize the patient's wee wee, etc, u name it everything could be used with a scissors. Therefore, thank you Dr LP.

To Dr LCL, I would also like to show some gratitute to you for all the consultations uve done in our ward. Now that youre going to a geriatric ward, life is much simpler and old is gold, so may u have loads of wealth there. I still remembered what you said.

Me: "Dr the pt BP is 80 plus systolic. I wanna hear the magic word"
Dr LP came and intervene, "Noted"
Me: "Thats the magic password"
Dr LP: "^^"
Me: "^^"
DrLCL: "-__- _L Thats not how a nurse should function"

from that day onwards, Ive never ask the doctor about the magic password. since then no one gave me those comments, except for the frequent, "you shdnt worry so much about your patients u noe, this is ICU, its normal if the systolic is 80 plus" ZzzZ..thanks Dr LCL, I love you regardless.

The next doctor I wana thank is Dr DL. Shes the most bimbotic doctor I ever seen. always wearing dress and heels to work, walking like shes on the runway to model her expensive clothes it seems. Sometimes it makes her look clumsy cuz the job requires you to bend down to take bloods and move your hands ard to grab a lot of things and sometimes you accidentally what youre not suppose to see like exposed bras and unshaved armpits etc. But she does her job well and this is a conversation ill always remember from her.

Me: 'Dr the patient is cringing in pain when i took her blood, can u pls help me even though i noe you r bz with the admisison, pretty pls?"
DrDL: "Since youre such a drama queen and since I like soap operas ill help"
Me: "Hee"

There r lots more anecdotes from the ward, but my fingers are cramping. To the rest, I love u as well and hope you remember me if we ever cross paths. Thank you. New MOs coming, I hope the SSNs dun bully them.