Ma and Pa are sitting out on the front porch one

day and Pa says to Ma, "you know what, Junior's

21, I think it's time we taught him about sex. Ma

says "OK."

Pa yells "Junior get out on the porch!". Junior

runs out and says "yes pa?"

And Pa says, "I think it's time to teach you

about sex."

Junior says "sex, what's sex?"

Pa replies "well, Ma take off your clothes."

So ma takes off her clothes and Pa says "you see

that hole in Ma?"

Junior says "Yes Pa."

And Pa says "watch this," and he starts doing

her right there on the porch. A little while

goes by and Junior's younger brother, Bubba

(he's 18), comes out on the porch and says

"what's all the racket out here?"

Junior says, "well Ma & Pa are teachin me about

sex."

Bubba says, "sex, what's sex?"

Junior goes, "well see that hole in Pa? WATCH

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