So full..

Just now was my auntie's birthday, and we had steamboat in my house. When there's steamboat, theres a lot of food. When theres a lot of food, my animal instinct got the better of me and I ate until the rugae of my stomach couldnt expand anymore. All I can do now is look at the computer and type about how full I am. But that would make an insomniac cured of his sickness. Which would be gud, which means I could patent this method and earn millions of dollars by the age of 23. But I wont. What Im going to talk about instead is..hunger..LOL..JK..

There are many funny names that appear in the media. I wonder how these celebrities come up with such ingeniuity to call the children names that would sound inedible if it was made into food.

Julia Roberts called her child Phinnaus. There must be something about her husband that she loves so much to use it on her daughter' name. Then there's Apple, who is Gweneth Paltrow's and Cris Martin's little girl. Why Apple? Why not mangosteen? Or Rambutan? Or Durian? Or Mata kucing Martin. They definitely sound more delicious and juicy than Apple. Other weird clebrity children's names include Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone), Tu (Rob Morrow, as in tu-morow..lol), Audio Science (Shanynn Sossamon) and other funny names which would take a lot of time just to spell out. Surprising huh...But not until you see this:


I wonder how he live his life with that name..No offence, but I find his name a little too much.. And I cant stop laughing.. You be the judge..