Boil

I have a teeny weeny itsy bitsy boil on my butt. Its on the butt cheek, but situated nearer towards the butt crack. I cant describe it well. Posting a picture would do, but its gonna be so fucking abnormal to to that. And no one wanna look at my ugly alga-ed butt full of cellulite.

Why is it more irritating compared to other boils situated on other areas like the balls....of your toes or the arm?

Its because, when you sit down, your butt cheeks tend to turn inwards and your butt crack will be tight and firm, hence making your butt cheeks close together like a hamburger bun which in turn exert pressure on the pitiful boil. Posting a pic would do, but then again, its abnormal. If Im not careful enough, I may exert too much pressure on the little twit and it will burst and perulent discharge may come out. Depending on pressure, it may be haemo or non haemo.

So what can I do?

Before sitting down, Ill just have to use my hands and pry open the butt cheeks. That way, the butt cheeks wont come in contact with each other and the boil will remain happy and secure. But by doin that my asshole will be in contact with my underwear and will become, like most people say, wedgie. Its bad for my anal cavity cuz it need moist environment for optimum functionalibity.

Or theres a better way.

Just lie down.

Like what Im gonna do next, after writing this piece of cb entry. Haiz..