Dogs

Wah, so long no blog. Gonna try my best to blog something productive.. Been chilling too much lately until the need to blog is gone. Maybe 5 days later, Ill have a lot of inspiration to blog. HAR HAR HAR!!! YES!!! WOOHOOO!!

Anyway, I just love chilling. Its like Im ruling the world. You can do what you like. You can read Enid Blyton books all day long, you can call all your friends and have tupperware party, you can go to Geylang and pimp some whores. Yeah, you get the drift. The earth doesnt owe you anything. So you should be free and happy and not caught up with stupid projects and exams. Which should ideally be now. Chill while you can and as much as you want. BEFORE THE BLOODY ATTACHMENT COMES!!!

And so I was running an errand for my mum this evening while taking my own sweet time enjoying the night sky. Then I saw this guy who was walking his dog. As they were walking, the small cute dog was pursued by a stray larger mongrel dog. My guess was, like all animals, the larger dog couldnt control its inner sexual desire. This mongrel was kissing ass...literally! I was watching in amusement as the uncle was shouting at the dog while it was licking and smelling the ass of this petite poodle. The poodle was attracted by it. I was like OMG!! And they started cuddling each other. I didnt know animal G spot is around the butt hole area.

This time, the uncle was really fuming mad. He used physical force to counter the lustful ugly looking dog. This is where the main gyst of the story comes in. The poodle, instead of protecting its owner when the mongrel attacked him, "she" joined in attacking her master. I was shocked. I wanted to help, but I was scared myself. After a few harmless tugs here and there, they finally stopped and the big dog went off looking for other bitches. Pun not intended.

I could sense a strong sense of betrayal in that poodle. I thought dogs are damn loyal. But now Im wrong. Well, at least they are animals. Unlike us humans who have 46 chromosomes and blah blah blah genes-whatever-crap-that-is.

So let us not behave like animals. Hmm Suddenly a few names pop up in my mind. Erm, maybe just one..hahhaa

K, the end.. :/