Perverse

I think Im decent. Just a normal human being who lead a normal life with no criminal records. I can be very vulgar, but that's just how I express myself. I thought people are used to that. But apparently not. While chatting with my friend, I decided to express myself. That proved to be fatal. To think again, I wasnt into my element that time. I think she was the one being so uptight and closed up inside a cocoon of innocence. She was joking how come I looked so young when Im already so old, and I answered her back by saying that I drink a young virgin boy blood everyday. I can imagined how traumatised she got and lost her balance and fell off the chair after I said that. She then said she could not believe that we were still friends after all these while.

LIKE WTF GIRL. OPEN YOUR EYES BIG BIG AND SEE THE WORLD LEH@! Which part of the sentence did I say is perverse or paedophilic or whatever? I think I noe my limits when I talk lah. I noe which one can be vulgarised with and which one is not. And I noe, she cant be vulgarised, but then, saying blood, virgin and boy oso wrong meh? She sounded that it was a mistake that I her friend. I think even fairy tales have this kind of concept where old witches drink blood from some maiden to get their youth back. Like the show Robin Hood, where I could still remember the witch played with her saliva and someone's blood and drank it or sumthin. I forgot actually, but there's still blood and virgin in it. But no boy. Maybe if I said I raped some young girls or cute animals, then Im really asking to be punched in the face cuz even I myself find it disgusting. Oh well, cant have everything both ways. Either Ill be demure and sissy and gentlemanly, or be myself. But i dun wan to spoil a gud friendship.

Ill be sissy then.