Feeling stupid

When I woke up in the morning, I got an sms from NgeeAnnPoly. I thought I had a friend whose parents are dumb enuf to name the son that way. But I was wrong. It was indeed from the school. But then schools dun have hands to contact you. So it's kinda stupid for them to dial your number. After a hard thought, I realise it must be the person from the school smsing me. And why would someone be stupid enough to msg you in the morning, to destroy your sleep? Another dumb thing. Then I looked at the content. I was tired and blurred from just waking up. I saw alphabets and punctuations. Mostly C's and ";". I got my slow brain thinking. Why the alphabets? Is it some secret recipe sent to me by KFC? Or is it acronyms for the Cs singaporeans are chasing for? I dun mind getting cocks for pets or courtesans to serve me. After rubbing my eyes and looked again in the screen...I realised..

Im really stupid!