Today is a special day. No, not because its my xiaobao's birthday, but because this is the day that I am compelled to blog about someone, particularly him, due to his birthday, when Im actually considering deleting this blog. Instead of sleeping 15 minutes earlier, I had to sacrifice to give a tribute to my cute little boyfriend who is 1 year wiser now.
To my good dear bf. You are oredi 19 this year. how time flies. At that time when you knew me, you were only 17. If i had done anyting to u at that age, I would have gone to jail and whipped 16 times on the ass and you would be sent to a juvenile home. Well, the cut off age is actually sixteen, but i had to write something mah. So yeah, now that you have all grown up, its time for me to prey on other fresher young guns its time for you to open your eyes and explore the world. Sorry, but thats life. I dunno why Im talking like as if you are my son, but you are the longest time male fren I have in poly. Now I sound like a gay. Nothing beats almost 3 years of friendship.
It was tough getting you anything. You are choosy. I thought my present for you were a lil special this year. Even when you got my present, you were quite hesitant. i thought you would like it. But nvm, the present deserves a better birthday boy owner. Lol. Jk, im sure u like it, just that youre shy, dun bruff ok? I still love you. Nvm, Ill treat you fish and co next time.
as you age, its time to think about more things. You should be more knowledgeble now. Im not talking about exam results since you beat me in that year in year out, knnccb, but in terms of living up your life. Hey, Im old enough, so i can give any shitty advice to my xiaobao. And ure old enough to get a girlfriend. Go get one lahh..so cute, yet single. wasted right!? Im still be your bf nonetheless.
and lastly, to make this entry the gayest ever yet to be told on my blog, heres a poem for the bday boix.
As I look at this date
I thought of a gay
I hope he gets laid
On his 19th birthday
K thanks bye
